ok

loais:

aw shit

tumblr is so pointless i wanna rob a bank or something

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

if this post gets 50000 notes i will do the thing

thatsmoderatelyraven:

The great gatsby